Should I delete this blog?

Probably.

the big house

i love moving into a house i've never seen and barely know about.

btw, we're having a party, blogosphere, and you are invited. june 9: starts when the beer arrives.

joost is unimpressive.

wiisome

i think i just banged my wii. thanks nintendo!

unemployment

still rules.

i now get paid direct deposit, beat that.

i dunno what i'm doing for this summer. whats your suggestion, everyone that reads this?

i still love new york

i'm sorry for the lack of frequency in my posts. i love new york was back this past week and back like a flash of lightning. all of the boys exes except for white boy's were invited to the mansion. they all dished to new york details of their breakup. everyone seemed to be on the chopping block from their closeted skeletons.

at the cocktail party, new york overheard 12 pack discussing his impending fame from being on the show. she was not happy about that. however, she was also pissed at real and tango for both seeming to be still interested in their exes. it was a nail biter.

then, she called out 12 pack's name and asked him to depart. he said "i'm gonna go back to my girl in NJ" and left.

not working is cool

unemployment rules. thats basically the message that i'd love to portray. i am currently not at work; i am at home drinking chocolate milk and watching tv.

yesterday, i got offered a job sitting at metro stations writing down what time the trains come in. sounds pretty sweet, huh? i turned it down pretty hard. i'm also supposed to be taking aptitude tests for this other temp agency; they suck pretty hard.

in other news, i'm not drunk.

i loved New York

i love new york was/is my favorite show on tv. however, they have somewhat ruined the show for me now by removing mr. boston.

"i love new york" is a VH1 show that places New York, a former contestant of Flavor of Love 1 and 2 in the hot seat as the bachelorette looking for love. 20 crazy guys filed into her mansion to compete for her heart. There has been some ridiculous characters on the show, including T-Weed who claimed to have been worth $100 million and Heat who kept talking about how he and NY were making heat through "butter kisses." Oh and Pootie who had a mental breakdown on television and had to leave. Don't miss out on seeing moments of Romance, he cried over his dog, his heart, his quick departure from the show.

But my favorite was always mr. boston. he was a crazy guy from boston, an accountant. he picked his nose on camera, stammered his speech and was the nerdiest white guy on the show. He was perfect on this cast of crazies and thugs. They constantly attacked him and berated his nervousness.

He was shown displaying white guy basketball skills and the "boston charm." He was glorious. He was kicked off this week and he will be missed.